Robert J Whitney

Microsoft PR Lady contacts me about last blog post

June 19, 2008 – 4:38 pm

Wow, talk about trying to control the spin! Quick to get back to me, Erika from Waggener Edstrom Worldwide! (See my open response after her email):

Hi Robert,

I hope you don’t mind me reaching out to you, but I saw your blog post today about the i’m talkathon and really wanted to apologize if you were in any way misled about the campaign. I do PR for Microsoft and this initiative specifically, and we are super sensitive about being transparent that this is not a real person. It’s meant to be in fun, to help drive awareness around the broader i’m initiative. I also, wanted to clarify that the i’m initiative isn’t a campaign encouraging our customers to donate money –Microsoft donates money on their behalf. It lets our customers get behind a cause of their choice and for every time someone sends a message using Windows Live Messenger or Windows Live Hotmail after they’ve joined the i’m Initiative, Microsoft Corp. shares a portion of the program’s advertising revenue with the organization of his/her choice. If you have any questions, I’d be happy to answer them for you. Also, if you have any suggestions on what you think would help communicate better that he isn’t real, while not spoiling the fun of the campaign, please feel free to send them. Appreciate your time

– Erika Bitzer

Waggener Edstrom Worldwide

P  +1.503.443.7304

C +1.971.404.6670

www.WaggenerEdstrom.com

(I encourage any readers to contact Erika with their thoughts and ideas, I’m sure she’d LOVE the feedback)

So, in a very transparent and public fashion, allow me to adress you, Erika (if you even exist):

I’ll let you slide on the fact that you require me to use your products, which means setting my time/energy/quality of life in the hands of your company (but you had better not insult me again), because I think it is great that Microsoft has decided to do something like that- really, and an IM talkathon is a sweet idea/pseudomashup (in theory).  Companies leveraging their products to do good things is always great.

However, creating a fake person, with feelings, nuances, a back story, motivations such as “leveling out some karma”  and etc. is preposterousterous.  It’s just plain deceptive. What is the point? Fun? I don’t think it’s fun being confused and misled, do you?  Maybe it’s fun to you, but to me it’s deceptive.  Even if it is for a good cause.  It’s just plain dumb.  How much are you guys getting paid? You couldn’t do better than that?

You claim you want to be transparent? Get a clue!  I started reading your blog, was confused about this person, then realized THIS HAS  GOT TO BE FAKE, and found the disclaimer, only to be turned off entirely by not knowing what the whole this was really about anymore.  Your tactics are creating confusion around something good.  With all the lack of trust surrounding big corporations, why would do such a stupid and nieve thing?  Why would anyone pay you to?

My advice to you: TAKE DOWN THE FAKE BLOG, and let the fact that something good is happening speak for itself. Spend time promoting something REAL.

And yes, I do mind you reaching out to me.  The internet, by extension of this blog a public sphere, where you can address the public via a simple comment below.

Microsoft creates fake blog to dupe people into using their products (for charity)

June 18, 2008 – 6:47 pm

I have no idea how i stumbled upon this site.  But it is an absolutely enraging tactic. WTF!

I’m Talkathon

The first post reads:

“Here’s my story. A couple months ago, I was looking for a way to make a difference. A big way. Because - not to go into all the bloody details or anything - I’m pretty serious about putting my karmic balance in the “plus” column. Then I heard about the i’m Initiative, which is a part of Microsoft that gives money to social causes every time people send IMs or e-mails. Free, no catches.

OK, one catch. You need to use Windows Live Messenger or Windows Live Hotmail. Which makes sense to me. I mean, if I was Microsoft, I wouldn’t give away money every time somebody used someone else’s product. Right?

Then I looked at their web site, im.live.com. And I saw that there’s no upper limit on how much they’ll give. “The more you talk, the more we give.” A light went off. Social causes could get millions and millions of dollars, if we just talk.

So I’m here. I’m getting ready. I’m gonna IM and email until my fingers cramp and my beard grows and I smell like a locker room. I’m gonna blog and vlog and tell my story around the clock - unless I fall asleep, or want to go get a taco or something.

Or I have to go to the bathroom.”

Disclaimer:

If you’re reading this, your BS detector is chirping like a smoke detector with a dicey 9-volt. As you’ve probably guessed, this blog is fictional, but the causes, and the i’m Initiative most certainly are not. The purpose of this blog is to raise awareness of the i’m Initiative and the worthy causes it helps. If we rubbed you the wrong way in the process that wasn’t our intention, so “sorry, our bad.” The alternate was something called an “e-mail blast.” But, believe us that’s not nearly as exciting as it sounds. A herd of well-compensated legal professionals in Redmond, Washington, says we also need you tell you something:

Examples depicted herein are provided for illustration only and are fictitious. No real association or connection is intended or should be inferred.

Mobile charges disclaimer: Senders and recipients of messages may be charged a fee by their mobile provider. Please check your mobile service plan for details.

Hosted by: McCann Worldgroup for Microsoft Corporation

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A Simple Reason Why Drilling for Oil is a Mistake:

June 18, 2008 – 3:54 pm

Business perspective on why I do not want the government spending one cent of my tax dollar drilling for oil:

1) The economy is moving away from Oil
Whether you like it or not, oil is out sooner or later.  There are millions being thrown into start-up working to provide better, more sustainable, friendlier solutions.  They are not going anywhere.

2) There is no free Lunch.
Why would I want the government, possibly the worst run company in America, investing my dollar in a solution that I am paying for?  $4 at the pump is nothing to what I might end up paying long term in wasted dollars the government spends on contractors, and their sub-contractors, who do not have a very decent track-record over the past… 20 years? 

Either way, we’re paying for it.  Either taxes are going to have to get raised, or we will loose money in programs that might be actually improving our quality of life- programs such as public transportation, or education, or poverty relief.  Lets not play dumb here.

3) Protect Your Investment
What this all adds up to is that drilling for oil is not a short term, nor a long term solution to our problems.  Nor is it a good investment of my hard-earned tax dollar.  Eventually those oil rigs, where ever they may be, will be just another eyesore- another liability for the American people.

4) Bottom Line
If you are smart, you’ll invest your economic stimulus in something smart (and green, actually) like: http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/environment/article4133668.ece

You’ll make money, rather than further bankrupt all of us.

Dear Government: Please do not spend my tax dollar so recklessly.  I will wait for the market to rectify the situation.

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Check it out!

June 16, 2008 – 1:16 pm

Check out this blog post I made from flock!

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Flock

June 16, 2008 – 10:32 am

http://www.flock.com

Thank you Flock. Thank you thank you thank you.

Dear Google and YouTube

June 14, 2008 – 12:57 pm

Dear Google,

Please let me take advantage of your massive storage capabilities and API’s to use the YouTube platform to launch my own contest centered social networking YouTube site. I will gladly pay a reasonable fee and/or integrate with your adsense, as well as display a powered by Google logo of a most generous size.

Sincerely,

Robert J. Whitney

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June 11, 2008 – 2:58 pm

The Graduate

May 26, 2008 – 9:32 am

OPL releases first Drupal Module!

May 13, 2008 – 11:48 pm

Our baby boy John released a bit of his work into the Drupal community today! Way to go John, aka ‘the freshman,’ aka frosh, aka Johnny Drupalseed.

Edit Content, the first content management module from our upcoming Innovation News Install Profile, is now available to download in beta from the Drupal Website. This marks the first open source release by the Lab.

Edit Content lists content by edit status and provides an “edit” link for each piece of content. When used with the forthcoming Innovation News install profile, it will allow for simplified team collaboration and will integrate with other aspects of the system to provide necessary tools for users with “Editor” status.

The goal is to have the the complete Innovation News Install Profile available for download later this summer. The profile allows “one-click” integration of our Innovation News modules and themes into an Drupal 6.x installation.

Waiting for Render

May 13, 2008 – 11:43 pm

Dispatch: 1:28 am.

I am in a bunker, the back room of a computer lab on campus, waiting for FinalCut Pro to render my final project for Moving Media.  

There are only three days of classes left in my undergraduate years, it’s been so long now, I’m not sure how to feel.  Ross and I just snuck out for a beer to take the edge off, and all either of us could say (other than “why didn’t we think of this sooner?”) was how we couldn’t wait for it to be over. I don’t mean that I want the learning to end, but I am glad to soon have gotten that degree.  And yes, even though I still have a lot I would like to learn at college, its hard to concentrate when it’s so close!

We’re all plowing ahead, tying up loose ends, and looking forward. Anticipation. Can’t wait.